{"id":49,"date":"2008-05-15T09:52:08","date_gmt":"2008-05-15T02:52:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ahmadzakaria.net\/blog\/?p=49"},"modified":"2008-05-15T10:37:05","modified_gmt":"2008-05-15T03:37:05","slug":"outwitting-a-lawyer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahmadzakaria.net\/blog\/2008\/05\/15\/outwitting-a-lawyer\/","title":{"rendered":"Outwitting a Lawyer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dapet cerita berikut dari hasil forward-an e-mail temen-temen. Sumber tidak diketahui.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A lawyer&#8217;s dog runs around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer&#8217;s office and asks, &#8220;If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog&#8217;s owner?&#8221; The lawyer answers, &#8220;Definitely.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.<\/p>\n<p>Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Pesan moralnya: Jangan pernah berurusan dengan Lawyer \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dapet cerita berikut dari hasil forward-an e-mail temen-temen. Sumber tidak diketahui. A lawyer&#8217;s dog runs around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer&#8217;s office and asks, &#8220;If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ahmadzakaria.net\/blog\/2008\/05\/15\/outwitting-a-lawyer\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Outwitting a Lawyer&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-day-to-day","category-law"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahmadzakaria.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahmadzakaria.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahmadzakaria.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahmadzakaria.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahmadzakaria.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahmadzakaria.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahmadzakaria.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahmadzakaria.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahmadzakaria.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}